Have these people been to a beach? Or a women’s track meet? The fake outrage is strong in the GOP.

Be prepared to get stuck in snow for 30 minutes while you desperately use your wench to inch slowly out of the mud and ice.

Maybe I didn’t read carefully enough, but it seems like there’s only one dude involved in the fight. So I’m not sure it’s really a dudefight so much as assholish behavior from one guy towards another.

The brightest tool in the box has been coated with radium to make it easier to find in the dark.

So Senates suck in other countries as well, it’s not just the US. Interesting.

Way too soon for humor that revolves around Aeris’s death.

Cruz knows he would lose, but the extra attention is worth it.

This will also do a great job of convincing other people not to share your car, which will further cut down on transmission.

I came to this article for the chicken sex and was sorely disappointed. Now I kind of want to google chicken sex and see what comes up, but I mostly don’t.

There’s a joke here somewhere about Logan Paul atoning for his tasteless video at Aokigahara (the suicide forest in Japan) by attempting to kill himself in the ring.

I totally believe that her bones are not racist. Her party and policies, on the other hand....

“There is not a racist bone in my body,” she said.

At the same event, Trump surrogate Lin Wood encouraged voters to “go to the Governor’s mansion, circle it, blow your horns” until Governor Kemp orders a special session of the state legislature.

He needs more attention. He’s been running dangerously low in the last few days.

Wait, they’re complaining about late ballots in AZ? That was the state where Biden was ahead on election night. So all those late-arriving ballots were ... Trump trying to cheat? My cat’s turds always have good internal consistency, so I think this one might be defective.

Came to post just this. Insisting that Santa Claus has to be one particular race is kind of silly, but if that’s the way they want to play this, there’s no reason for making Santa white.

Could be. This guy was not actually trained to do/teach physics, he got pushed into the position because we didn’t have enough teachers. He was a nice guy, but the class was dumbed down to a ridiculous degree.

It’s funny, my HS teachers were way more skilled at conveying information than my college instructors (although my HS physics teacher was a notable exception, our final project as seniors involved making a building out of toothpicks and writing an essay on how the building was supported. So it was days of gluing…

From the linked article:

It’s an accurate rendering of an Elder God. Duh.