According to Mueser, some of his clients fearfully counted their ammunition during the Minneapolis protests to make sure they would have a bullet for themselves to avoid being beaten to death.

“ethnic intimidation” = “being non-white around someone who is terrified of everyone who is not white”. It’s like an agoraphobe trying to sue the outdoors for being there.

Although they’ll do everything they can before that to ensure that voting is as hard as possible, because that’s their big chance.

I think he knows that he’s going to lose in November. He’s going to be humiliated, the first one-term president in a long time. And then there’s a real chance that he’s going to die in prison.

That’s ... not remotely true.

No, I don’t simple solutions, because they I won’t get as much funding. I need a solution which involves machine learning, quantum mechanics, and the blockchain.

There’s a desperate need to develop better “racist statue destroying technology” (racist is modifying statue, not technology). I’m going to start writing a grant proposal tonight!

I can’t decide which is more satisfying, bringing statues memorializing racist figures crashing to the ground, or literally lighting them on fire. Let’s just keep doing both until I make up my mind.

Or who know they’re full of shit, but act like they believe it just to own the libs.

lol, of course I should not have assumed that the premise of his tweet was even remotely accurate.

I think that’s a fair point in many ways (although schools are generally staffed by teachers who tend to be much older), but given the context of a president who has completely failed to do anything about the pandemic except make things worse, it seems ridiculous for him to point at other countries, which made the…

In Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden and many other countries, SCHOOLS ARE OPEN WITH NO PROBLEMS.

Heh, so now you really do get a cookie just for not being an openly terrible person.

Sorry, should have clarified that I meant a video-game style toad which spams poison attacks and has way more hit points than seems reasonable.

The amount of time the typical baseball game feels like it lasts.

Tucker Carlson is a fucking toad. And given the positions he’s staked out, I think it’s reasonable to wonder if he hates America; Carlson could never love a diverse country.

NASCAR is standing behind their driver. They haven’t condemned the president’s nonsense as directly as they should have, but they’re definitely supporting Wallace.

It’s really, really depressing. I get so pissed when I see the confederate flag flying in Massachusetts, New Hampshire, and Maine (the states I spend the most time in). We (along with other union states) fucking destroyed the confederacy, why would you fly their flag?

But to Donald Trump, who is very good at reading the room and then doing the exact opposite of what most people outside of his rabid base want, now is the perfect time to put up even more statues of bad men!

And it’s apparent I previously lacked an adequate understanding of the severity of their experience and the pain of its images.