So I say be smart, use your brain and do some deductive reasoning and then take precautions. But live.

they would have soul their souls to the devil and worried about him coming to collect later

Doing things is hard work. Better to spend your time tweeting about how what everyone else is doing is actually because of you.

Ya hate to see that.

“I’m not sure I can commit one way or the other,”

I may have missed this, but did the detectives face any consequences?

If McConnell and other GOP “leaders” would do anything to oversee the current administration, then Obama might not need to get involved. But the Republicans have decided that they would rather not, so they should probably not bitch about it when Obama shows them up.

Piss-baby needs a diaper change. He must have a staff member specifically for that, right?

Maybe it did collapse and we’re just living in the aftermath....

I couldn’t bring myself to even type the words, it was so awful.

Tan suit and Dijon mustard. Worst. Political. Crime. EVER.

The 19-year-old driver has lost his license for that same duration.

Exactly. If people would follow the guidelines, we could get through this faster. And things are not going back to normal while the epidemic is still raging, even if some Republicans want to pretend that everything’s okay. What’s really disturbing to me is how many people seem to want to open the economy in the most…

How is it OK for one group to have a public meeting and it’s not OK for a music venue to have the same opportunity?

A storm trooper with a gun is just about the least dangerous thing in the galaxy.

First, this crisis is brought to you by Pluto, a powerful planet that deals with huge financial matters, masses of people—and viruses.

Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April

Thoughts and prayers have not been especially effective against COVID-19. It may be time to start trying tests and masks.

It’s Kh-Ash-A, which is basically Kesha.

The asshole would be helping a lot more by WEARING HIS MASK! And in a nursing home? How fucking irresponsible can he be?