She’s going to pull a J.K. Rowling and tweet some new canon. “Historically, vampires didn’t have toilets, they just peed blood to mark their territory” and “Bella actually preferred Jacob, but tragically she was allergic to wolf dander, so she settled for Edward”.

Memento mori.

Gotta wonder at the rationale for wearing camo inside the state house. It doesn’t really conceal you.

God, my daughter wakes me up almost every night, and it’s a good thing because if I don’t wake up she’ll sleepwalk into the hallway and pee on the floor.

Anyone who plays Assassin’s Creed should probably not be complaining about historical accuracy in the first place, tbh.

And even Haney’s eight-year suspension isn’t as strict as it might appear: the suspension only applies to USA Gymnastics’ athletes and its partner gyms. Haney can still coach overseas or in any gymnastics program not affiliated with USA Gymnastics. If she wanted to, she could go out right now and find an amateur…

He dug the hole even further, suggesting that because he was mask-free, he was better able to speak to the researchers and health care personnel and “look them in the eye and say ‘thank you.’”

Her workouts are just that hot.

Loons are nice. Also chickadees.

Those skeletons are always reassembled to look so active. Don’t they ever just sit back and relax? Put that claw down, big guy, you’re just tiring yourself out.

Pence is prioritizing looking like a macho man

From your lips to god’s ear....

That or else woodenly read from a script, and then explode on Twitter at 5 am the next morning.

That’s my take as well. It may be hard to believe that people on earth have the technology to do something like that, or that this is just a software glitch or physical anomaly. It’s much, much harder to believe that this is an alien.

I am, for example, able to understand what the Nazi regime stood for without covering myself in swastikas. In fact, one of the ways I demonstrate my understanding of the Nazis is by NOT wearing their symbols.

It was a simpler time.

Josh Brolin begs to differ.

Do y’all hear him talking about bring “the light inside the body”? What the fuck is he talking about?

You guys mocked the perinuem sunners back in November. But now we know that getting sunlight up in your body is the cure for the coronavirus.

Upon its reopening, the restaurant will take staff temperatures when they clock in