He dug the hole even further, suggesting that because he was mask-free, he was better able to speak to the researchers and health care personnel and “look them in the eye and say ‘thank you.’”

Her workouts are just that hot.

Loons are nice. Also chickadees.

From your lips to god’s ear....

That or else woodenly read from a script, and then explode on Twitter at 5 am the next morning.

That’s my take as well. It may be hard to believe that people on earth have the technology to do something like that, or that this is just a software glitch or physical anomaly. It’s much, much harder to believe that this is an alien.

I am, for example, able to understand what the Nazi regime stood for without covering myself in swastikas. In fact, one of the ways I demonstrate my understanding of the Nazis is by NOT wearing their symbols.

It was a simpler time.

Josh Brolin begs to differ.

Do y’all hear him talking about bring “the light inside the body”? What the fuck is he talking about?

You guys mocked the perinuem sunners back in November. But now we know that getting sunlight up in your body is the cure for the coronavirus.

Upon its reopening, the restaurant will take staff temperatures when they clock in

I completely believe that, but it’s still staggeringly high.

And in Canada, intimate partner violence accounts for one-third of all violent crimes reported to police.

Called it.

I eagerly await his press conference where he explains that

I don’t spend much time thinking about boats or marine research these days, as I gave up on the marine biologist dream when I was 9 years old and found out the plesiosaur was extinct.

No, but I think it’s amusing that even after they moved the goalposts, they’re still nowhere near accomplishing what they set out to.

[T]he conservative squad idea wasn’t about me or any four people,” Mace told Roll Call. “It was about the growing number of conservative women who want a new kind of leadership in Congress; a group of female fighters to go against these socialists. There are hundreds of female candidates across the country who…