When I played hockey (goalie) I really wanted to be able to do a split. I’ve kind of given that up though.

I feel like raking would be a better way to escape the family. It takes longer, plus you get some exercise.

They had things, levels of voting that if you’d ever agreed to it, you’d never have a Republican elected in this country again.

And everything would have been fine if we had all take hydroxychloroquinine.

Well, we resent being asked to bail out people/corporations who have evaded taxes. That’s not really the same thing.

I was going to suggest Paranoia.

SCOTUS doesn’t really care if the country has a functioning democratic system, as long as it has the veneer of one. 5 polling centers for the entire city of Milwaukee? Doesn’t matter, especially since they’re mostly Democratic voters. The Roberts court only cares about ensuring that conservative policy preferences win…

I’m not a lawyer, and I’m not Australian, but this seems like a very surprising outcome. I didn’t think that higher courts typically made determinations of guilt or innocence.

This was clearly my mistake, and as soon as I reread the post I realized it. Thanks for chiming in, though!

Agreed. The past 3 years have been a constant procession of laws broken by the administration which were then promptly ignored by the people responsible for serving as checks and balances.

Ah, okay. But you can get the originals on a PC using an emulator.

I-VI all have PC mobile ports and XIII exists, but all of those are ass so we won’t talk about them.

Fair enough, mine are 5 and 10 and are generally down by 9, so that makes it easier for us.

Basically all of the sex I have happens at home when my kids are in the house. Pro-tip: wait until they go to bed, and close your door.

Stacey Abrams would have known.

I hope they’re checking to see if any of the volunteers have failed to honor their mother or father.

You don’t need to hoard carbs if you have a pot of infinite pasta.

Right now it seems like the only exceptional thing about the US is that we’ve chose the hardest possible path.

You’d think that the experience of Italy would be enough to convince people that the virus has the potential to make things very, very bad.

And then in the next breath he’ll complain that Democrats ruined the economy and he would have opened the country and everything would have been fine.