This is the natural consequence of pretending that science is politics with lots of numbers and funny symbols. For decades the GOP has pretended that science could say whatever they wanted it to, and so they’re just calling their preferred policies are all just because science.

Makes sense. I never really knew what a babble was.

Looks more like a metal babble than a metal slime, or at least that’s what it would have been in the last DQ game I played.

Yeah, my friend is okay with that.

Can ... a person ... have sex with his new album? Asking for a friend.

What a dumb asshole.

I think you mean “black and gold” magic.

Surely St. Thomas the GOAT is the most unfairly treated man in the history of football, or even the entire world. He’s been canonized before his death because his manifold virtues are so clear.

He’ll work with Jared Kushner as the joint heads of the anti-extremism task force.

That hasn’t worked for me in the past.

My brain is more like french toast.

I hear they go nicely with male tears.

It was probably Danaë, that’s how she used to get around. I can’t imagine there’s another explanation.

How could you possibly have been banned on Jezebel? Your comments are consistently insightful and fantastic. I got sent to the greys a while ago and am not sure why, but banning your account just seems absurd. I’m not doubting your account, just expressing shock.

Nightcap looks kind of like an amanita muscaria, which can be hallucinogenic in small amounts and deadly in larger amounts.

The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.

I hope you still got the pasta. Two weeks would be a long time to wait for that.

Somehow I’m still amazed when he tries to spin his big fuck-ups as clever moves.

Kiki should be much higher.

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