josephclarkmcintyre
eoghan01
josephclarkmcintyre

“I just want the truth (as long as that truth is politically convenient)”.

Technically, it’s a “vexation of Vex”.

He had his fingers crossed the whole time. Doesn’t count. Witch hunt. Blah, blah, blah.

I’m going to celebrate by moving to Canada.

So sad, I guess peace in the middle east and the opioid crisis will have to wait.

President is big mad now.

Damn, petty tyrants are the worst. Way to make yourself feel powerful, asshole (or is this something that happens fairly routinely?).

I took your advice, and I’m no longer permitted to visit my local playground. Thanks a lot.

They’re happy because of all the forest raking.

In their defense, every fucking thing he says is a lie, so who would believe Donald Trump’s version of events?

This is a Very Good Take.

The problem is that geese these days don’t have good role models like they used to. That makes them susceptible to copying the bad behavior they see in the media. I only wish someone from the goose community would step up and tell these impressionable young geese that this is not okay.

I stopped reading at that point because the author is clearly a sociopath.

“Do words mean things? Who knows?

Um, no. There are lots of Very Serious People standing behind him with their hands crossed. One of them may be a priest! Clearly everything he’s doing is exactly right.

I’m just hoping it comes in October of 2020.

“Nice country you got there. Shame if something were to happen to it.