First, fuck yeah, go Pats. Second, why does Laura Ingraham feel like she needs to involve herself in this issue at all?

Damn those terrorists show some impressive foresight.

I hadn’t been aware that was an option, but I may need to reconsider my policy. (not really)

You don’t want to keep your heads in salt water. Splurge and get formaldehyde. It’s worth it in the long run, trust me I know.

Sure, just locate the lost and found in my office, and then they have to come and get them in a private location where I have even more power than in the school hallways. Just make sure I have tea at the ready and the script basically writes itself.

As a teacher, I would toss that shit in a lost and found box and let students come and find it themselves. This isn’t kindergarten and at some point these folks need to learn to be responsible for their own crap.

If a steaming pile of shit is popular among Republicans, it says more about the Republicans than it does about the steaming pile of shit.

I don’t think they could possibly be enjoying it more than I am.

How much confidence do you really build from beating the Dolphins?

Those balloons are filled with helium, not hot air.

Susan Collins is already preparing a press release explaining that she herself would not have used the military that way, although it’s really the fault of radical leftists for not staying at Trump properties often enough.

There’s a whole lot of shit coming to light that a GOP-led House would be desperately trying to cover up.

Seems like the legislature should have fixed this a long time ago.

Doesn’t the Post know that real reporters just repeat whatever the company leaders tell them verbatim?

If there is a God, this will turn out to be true.

He’s not the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need.

The real fingers are the friends you make along the way.

The poop joke is us.

Not after they get Bible driven, they won’t.

Can you order two grandes and drink them both?