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@judacris: You know, I didn't even think about product placement. I wonder if the entire video was thought up by the Google advertisement guys.

@synchronicityii: Nope! We're humans, so humans first, other animals second. I dare you to find several other animals that think differently.

@saltboy: Sure. But it's a comedy video.

@EnochLight: Well, surely if the producer of the video can get ahold of the recording, then you can as well. Availability is the key word here. Clearly it's not Sagan's original recording. Clearly the availability of said recording is in question. The producer of the video is working with the absolute best recording

@EnochLight: Nope! Produce that recording, please.

@EnochLight: Then do something to increase your base logic skills, or become more familiar with the availability and quality of recordings from 15 years ago.

Yes! Competition!

@M0710N: Your life must be so hard, so empty, what with all the amazingly wonderful things you've accomplished. Everything must just be shades of grey and food must taste of ash.

@Yarrr: Sure, why not? As long as you're happy at the end of the day.

@MrSmoofy: Terribly difficult does not equal impossible, but let's see here, a single sheet the size of a piece of paper or smaller, or an entire plane? Not to mention in the event of a small crash, you want the energy to be dispersed through the body of the airplane, not through the bodies of the humans inside the

@TVs_Frank: You do know people wear scarves in cold weather, right? That's a thing. It's not exclusive to hipsters.

@HER0: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@Jbluez: That's true. More portable for me means slipping it into my backpack.

You...guys do know that they show you how they did it at the end, right?

@GtheMVP99: How is having a new version of something taking someone to the cleaners? Are you suggesting that having a new version of something immediately invalidates the previous version? That's a small minded way of looking at the world.