You forgot: “Marathon clock looked like it was at 4:09 when the first explosion happened. Elites long gone. Triers then. Big hearts then.”

"Anybody have Warde Manuel or Susan Herbst's number?" - ACC commissioner

I'm a UConn alum. I'm not kidding myself: there's no defending poor academic performance. It was shameful and embarrassing when the UConn men's team got banned from postseason play for bad grades.

The homie Adnan's doing life in prison for less

Someone needs to mash this up with THIS

Warren Sapp: [eats She Crab Soup]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 1]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 2]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 3]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 4]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 5]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 6]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 7]
Warren Sapp: [eats Jumbo Wing 8]
Warren Sapp: [drinks Ranch…

[Warren Sapp checks account balance]

My favorite thing about this is that they revised it as the science changed. It was changed to The Sun is a Miasma of Incandescent Plasma.