Justin Bieber in a decade from now

Because I've known plenty of awful misogynistic men, but the only ones that would ever consider 'hide your hair' would be orthodox jews, and south asians. And there's no way they're making up that substantial a percentage of internet users.

Wow, it's almost as if after you're done being pregnant you end up with a baby. Biology is crazy, huh?

I randomly miss Amy Winehouse pretty frequently. It is really odd.

I know what you mean. It's great that she exists and all but I'm starting to feel a bit saturated with J-Law love.

I am almost 50 years old, and I think, there but for the grace of God. Girls 13 and 14 years old are figuring out their sexuality, they want to be pretty, and they take stupid chances for attention — I know I did. I didn't even recognize then that trying really hard to get an older boy or young man to notice me was…

I'm pretty sure rule #1 of paleo is no gluten, and this diet requires eating 6 gluten biscuits daily. Plus there's like no bacon.

It's supposedly with his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenwhateverachwiler. According to BlindGossip (who, despite Jezebel's shade, is rarely wrong), Blanda's on the Jonas payroll now to keep her from selling off the tape. Blackmail at its finest. Also, Joe will likely be in rehab soon, so good for him if that's true.

I think there's enough "pregnancy is great and motherhood is the only thing that makes your life truly worthwhile" to even out the score.

"All overweight people" was never implied.

I HAVE A GENETIC CONDITION! I'M GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO NOT CONTROL MY PORTIONS AND EAT POORLY AND AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY WAAAWAAAWAAA.

Wow a dog lost weight through diet and exercise? What is this witchcraft?

Their stories are pretty different anyways, considering that Smart was only gone a few months and Duggard lost her entire adolescence and part of her early adulthood. She also wasn't able to get an education because she was taken in elementary school. At least Smart was 14 and got to finish her high school and go on…

Elizabeth Smart also came away from her experience without any children. I think Jaycee Duggard's desire to protect her daughters has factored a lot into her decision to remain a private person. I read Duggard's memoir, and even there she says very little about the two girls (which I think is a wise decision).

Also, Smart's abduction lasted nine months and Duggard's lasted eighteen years. I'm not trying to minimize what Smart went through because it was horrific beyond my comprehension and she's made incredible strides since then, but the two situations were very different.

Sooo, to to fight the patriarchy, he wants you modify your life around what a guy thinks is best for you? Yeah, not sure your boyfriend thought that one through.

can you point out to him that if he hates your makeup, and you wear it anyway, then it obviously isn't about pleasing men?

Comparing her 5 year dating relationship to a guy getting a divorce after about a 10 year-ish (assuming) marriage is a bit aggrandizing on her part. That dude had kids. Comparing your live-in bf to that is selfish.

All you've really done here is scare me into not saying anything to anyone who is going through a break up. In fact, I will now avoid them altogether for fear of saying the wrong thing the wrong way. If I did have a break up, my boss would never know it from dealing with me. I keep that shit at home.

Omg no. You usually don't have warts. I (along with 3/4 of the population) have HPV and I had no idea until my pap came back abnormal. My doctor also said that 90% of cases lay dormant, so CZJ probably didn't know she had it, unless it had come back on a pap. Anyways, literally everyone that has sex with more than 1…