Wut? A female urethra is only a few millimetres in diameter, and it doesn't really stretch that much. Not enough to fit a tampon.

They're angry because he called them out on it. It's one of those things that everyone knows exists but no one talks about it and everyone pretends it doesn't exist. They thought it was a well-kept secret and everyone believed that the shiny surface they presented was the truth. Now he says "well duh, of course…

That sounds more like a mild allergy to pineapple than "pineapple breaks down mouth flesh". I'm allergic to pollen, which means that I'm also allergic to the fruits created by the plants whose pollen I'm allergic to. If I eat fruits I'm allergic to, my mouth itches, then hurts

How does she do it volume-wise? How can you fit that much fruit in a human stomach and digestive tract?

Isn't that what they say about every new host? "No, this time it will be different, promise!!!" but it's still just a forum for pretty faces to promote the latest crappy movie they are in.

What's "Euroland"?

Kids go through phases where they only accept one parent and will cry like you killed their puppy in front of them if someone else tries to hold them. If he's in a very "mommy-phase" right now, they probably won't want anyone else hold him when there are all those ppl taking pictures around. Even though all babies…

I want a reality show where he has to go to a normal school and not tell anyone who his parents are, I'm sure it would be HILARIOUS. For me. Not for him.

I have, but I didn't really plan it. A friend and I each had a drink in an almost empty bar. When we were ready to pay, it took us ages to get the attention of a waiter, even though they were just lounging around the bar. Then they never brought us our bill. We started to get dressed, deliberatly slow so that the…

That's 14,3 kids per woman. Unless they all have multiples all the time, it's gonna take him while. Also, poor women, that many pregnancies and deliveries are hard on the body

Jaden Smith does this in EVERY photo. Why? What is this? What are they going for with this expression?

I don't have kids, but I don't know how I would limit any future kids' screen time since I'm totally "addicted" to the internet, games and TV. Yesterday, my internet connection was down for about five hours and I was antsy and irritated that I could only access the internet via my phone. Not healthy at all

Since both of them have been accused of assault and are know hot-heads, I think everyone within throwing/punching distance of both of them should duck. Those two together could get ugly. I'd hate to work for either one of them

That's a quote. At the bottom of the article it says "Via Christian Nightmares" indicating that that was your source. And that you follow a tumblr called "Christian Nightmares"

Your source for this is a tumblr called "Christian Nightmares"? Doesn't exactly sound fair and unbiased.

What about an A.I.-type ending where what's-his-face has actually been frozen for millenia and it was all a hallucination created by super evolved robots who feel a sorry for the poor little dullard?

I practice french with Duolingo

Madonna is an emo-kid... I predict a collection of profoundly crappy poems within six months. Accompanied by her own photos. Black and white of course

I thought he was after Laura Prepon?