I used a birth control patch for a while, and it was clearly stated in the pamphlet that they couldn't guarantee effectiveness in women over 90 kg/198 lbs. I asked a doctor friend and she explained that sex hormones are fat soluble, and although you can be 90 kg pure muscle, it's more likely that the extra kilos are…

They probably got tons of answers like that but chose to not include them for effect

Higher dosage = higher risk of unwanted side effects. Also, sex hormones are tricky since they are fat soluble, and the more over-weight you are, the higher percentage body fat.

bleached polyester fiber-poop*

"bagebers"? That didn't get a [sic]?

Jebus CHRIST, learn how to edit your stories!

"Never Date a Friend's Ex"

One of my pet peeves is when ppl have lots of eye make-up but forget/neglect their eyebrows. Why bother with make-up at all?!

OW!! GROSS!!!! There aren't enough gifs on the internet to accurately convey how I felt when I read that. I think I'm emotionally scarred for life. No wonder the hippies did so much drugs and listened to music that feels like a lobotomy

Wow, I actually don't wear any of the things in that article! How lucky for the men around me that they don't have to look at me wearing something that upsets them so. Too bad I won't sleep with them, since I'm gay. Also, I love the tags on that article: "Clothing Men Hate, Clothing Trends, Clothing Trends Men Hate, Ma…

What do celebs do with their gowns after the events? Because Jennifer Lawrence is on a red carpet at least once a week, always in some fabulous dress and god knows you can never be seen in the same dress twice. What happens with the dresses?

Related: Can anyone recommend a good app for making ringtones?

Internet gossip says they're both sleeping around and that the marriage is pretty much dead but Gwyneth doesn't want to ruin her image by getting a divorce. There was a story recently even on Gawker that Gwyneth is feuding with Vanity Fair and trying to get her celeb friends to boycott it because they are threatening…

Christmas came early this year for the Law & Order-writers

Well, tuxedos ARE evening wear, and presumably class photos are taken during the day. Sticklers for etiquette might find this blatant disregard for proper protocol offensive.

Why waste your energy on JFK when there are so many better and more fun conspiracy theories out there?

Ladies wear pink

Graduating from college would shock and impress ppl, Miley can only manage to shock. But yes, an advanced degree in analytical chemistry or linguistics would raise more eyebrows than anything else she could possibly do.

Funny, I personally get the impression that Miley overthinks everything. Not as in analyse it from an ethical, sociological, moral, feminist, historical, political etc etc point of view, but with EVERYTHING she does, she first thinks "will this make ppl talk about me? Is there any way I can make them talk about me…

I feel you've misunderstood Swinton if you think Gaga is emulating her in any way with that ensemble