Except that she has no feet. If the shortened the pant leg just two centimetres, it would make a huge improvement.

Egypt's Ministry of State for Antiquities (MSA) has closed all archaeological sites and museums across Egypt. Nothing has been damaged yet, but all museums are closed until further notice

Orange is the new black, Oranges are not the only fruit. One more thing with orange and lesbians and we will have a "thing". I hope orange doesn't become the official lesbian colour, because I don't look good in orange.

This bear was chased up a tree by a cat

I'm supposed to take photos of my boobs and send them to strangers? Isn't this what we're trying to stop teenagers from doing?

Bullies never understand that they were bullies. Even when you tell them flat out. Every so often, there is an article, or a podcast or whatever when someone contacts all the ppl who were mean to them in school and ask about that time. The bullies never, ever get it. They either don't remember any nasty remarks, or…

It's the ring bear-er. Get it? They made a funny.

That made it a little better. I was having a "I've failed at life"-panic attack because I don't have 80 female friends, even if I count acquaintances.

My vaginal muscles? I'm supposed to hold it in place with Kegel exercises? Wut? I'm so glad I don't shave my pubic area, this was just too weird

In the Kame Sutra, husbands are advised to get their wives a REALLY realistic statue if they go on long trips. Even the best wife can't be expected to go without for too long, and the statue should hold her over for a while. The statue could also be used by the servants, so that they don't leave the houselhold to get…

Every metro stinks in the summer. Because in every country, all over the world, there will be a segment of the population that doesn't shower/bathe, or wash their clothes or wear deodorants for whatever reasons.

40 years ago was the hippie era. And especially France really embraced all the hippie crap. So you're basing your opinion of an entire continent with >700 million ppl on one impression, decades ago, during the hippie era? If I had been in San Fransisco 40 years ago, I'm sure I would have seen quite a few unshaven…

*The Oprah

I think they will try to extort her with material from her auditing sessions. I don't think they will harass her directly, instead go at her friends, family and anyone she works with or wants to work with, that's a lot more effective.

We don't know what they have or have not done to Katie Holmes. So she hasn't disappeared like Shelley Miscavige and she has custody of Suri, but I'm pretty sure she had to make a deal with the devil to get that

Gross behaviour aside, those abs can't be from yoga alone? Can they?

Hail Tilda

Prison, and there is no way to aptly describe a Russian prison. Words like "disease-ridden hell hole" seem trifling and belittling.

Humans have been wearing footwear for thousands of years. Evolution didn't stop right before the first person started wearing shoes, we have continued to adapt to our environment and to our shoes