I don’t care what anyone thinks! Looking past the elitists, pricks, and loudmouths, this bike is gorgeous. Why can’t you ride down the highway in comfort without being hated?

the same people who ride on trails also need to get things from the mall. People see me on a dual sport and say why aren’t you out in the woods I tell them because it’s fucking Tuesday and my job isn’t in the fucking woods, I’ll go there over the weekend. I can’t spend my life riding trails in the woods any more than…

Okay, let’s say Marchionne succeeds in a hostile takeover of GM. What brands live and what brands die from each? Or do Chryslers become Chevrolets or what have you?

Sergio Marchionne is the Pepé Le Pew of automobile company CEOs.

Your post scares me. You thought the lock button on the door handle shut off the engine?? You couldn’t hear the car idling?? (No way it’s that quiet - I have an A5.)

AFAIK all Fords with push-button start will cut the engine off if it’s left running in Park for more than a certain amount of time. Can’t remember what that interval is.

“drivers thought their engines would turn off if they took their key fobs with them, leading to 13 deaths from carbon monoxide”

I have had a puish button start car for a year and a half now - I am now so proud of myself for not killing myself or anyone I was with.

The guy on the Segway accomplished something his competitors couldn’t: Testing negative for HGH.

That was soda out the nose funny.

Ain’t no party like a DPRK submarine party because DPRK submarine parties don’t stop.

Nice patina ... just needs a coat of clear.

Very, very high.

About 1:1.

What are the odds that they all sank?

Painted with a nice fresh coat of Soviet surplus rust.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

Doesn’t have to be tiny:

If they make a new ranger based on the global ranger (best bet) than the new “bronco” would probably be the everest...which is fine with me.

Do it. Do it.