I just picked one up 2 weeks ago to replace my 3 Series. It took a trip to 4 different Kia dealers, but I eventually found the color combo I wanted in a GT1 - at a 7k discount and 0% financing. Yes please.

I am and don’t call me Shirley

It is sharp, though I’d be tempted to have it wrapped in a Speed Racer, Car Acrobatic Team fashion. Childhood goals you know.

FEMA has been forced to economize a bit on the trailers they are staging to the Carolinas right now. Not so many features as the Katrina shelters. But these are weather appropriate and personally selected by Mike Pence!

No, you’re still meeting the fake first date persona, it’s just way more stressful. 

Short version: 9/11 worked better than Osama Bin Laden’s wildest dreams could have imagined. 

“Ahmadinejad joined Twitter in 2017. He has thus far made 109 tweets about the “liberal capitalist system,” “the Zionist regime,” and sports.”

Boatloads of freshly laundered money ?

The Electoral College was not invented to prevent Trump, notwithstanding the so-called Hamilton theory of the EC.  The real reasons for the EC are (1) slavery; and (2) the fact that states made up their own qualifications for voting. And those two reasons are closely related.

ideals long espoused by conservatives: free minds, free markets and free people.

The reason your Gen X friends seem more liberal might be because you’re only hanging out with your more liberal friends. or it might be that they’ve yet to hit that curve which comes around age 50 which suddenly turns you insane.

the SE model, which is enough to get the eight-inch touchscreen infotainment system but not enough to get the navigation along with it.

You nailed the slow car fast debate. The whole slow car fast versus fast car slow, to me, is best summed up by this quote:

Maybe this will teach her a lesson to park inside the lines next time.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

The black

I’ll just leave this here...

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