So what if the time machine’s dial is stuck forever on sending you to visit your crazy aunt in the 1970s?  (NP)

The cascade of a settling Guinness is a beautiful thing; and while I appreciate this education what I really look forward to in a lager pour is when it only requires a nod of ‘thanks’ before you take a drink. 

for your simmering adult rage:

From that article:  

any motorcyclist can testify that the tough-guy attitude comes in all shapes and sizes   

Dangerous world out there... Maybe you shouldn’t drive over 40mph?

Don’t try to escape fate; greet it head-on.

There were about 270 million cars registered (U.S.) in 2018 and I am going to go out on a limb and say that none of those cars were reinforced concrete poles.

One of the emerging cries about the Boeing 737 crashes is that some safety features were optional; so while as a motorcyclist I understand this trade-off, your idea is contrary to current groupthink. 

Cool. Now show me the gif of a poor-performing full sized truck hitting a small car with a 5-star highway safety rating. (Tundra vs Honda Fit: ready, go!)

That’s kinda the way pending charges work... If, for some reason, you don’t release to a pending charge, the pending charge doesn’t magically go away.

I was going to buy a 2013 FR-S... Now what should I buy?  

Remind me again why was it that Congress feels the need to give multi-national a direct connection to the U.S. Treasury? “The Supreme Court and Citizens United vs. Federal Elections Commission case”, you say? Got it.

then hear it Memorex at the 1:19 mark:

My unrequited love for Jaguar’s MK.II just got jealous.

yes, we are simply free-range chickens

NP: If you already have one and want a parts-donor.

don’t underestimate the power a pair of go-go boots can have on a man’s wallet

definitely a moment when advice should be rehearsed in a mirror

I laugh at how her detractors are willing to make fools of themselves confronting her; as-if they don’t already know the entire system is designed to crush her into their shape.