An up-vote for the Instagram worthy backdrop and light-timing on those photos. 

talking about how giant douche won the popular vote only adds to the smug

Last traffic stop (79mph in a 70 zone) the state-trooper said my .2 mile stop was a record... My: “I knew what was happening” didn’t seem to make the situation better.

implied by #2 (but I like the way you think)

then the date ends at their place

Yeah... No. Breakfast dates are only for when: 1-you want someone else to make you a BloodyMary; 2-you need a second opinion on last night’s decision (1st rule also applies); or 3-you already like her and want to wordlessly convey that you want more of her in your life (1st rule still applies); Or, 4-you’re meeting a…

You and a date are trying to squeeze in a bite before a show; so you’re eating at the bar; you’ve already started your beer; now the appetizer (or whatever you two are sharing) shows up and the bartender asks if there is anything else... Now is your chance to order a neat shot (I like chilled vodka, because it goes…

Kia Telluride, Banana Republic Edition

“Or maybe it is because white people don’t give a fuck.” Well on the anthem-protest issue that is the best of the worst reactions.

‘Searching’ is the after-school special on social media for Windows users that I deserved to get dragged to after letting Sorry to Bother You leave theaters before seeing it; and Holly Golightly & the Brokeoffs doesn’t go on until 8:30 tonight.

The purpose of a corporation is to maximize shareholder wealth.

Toyota dealership in the 90s pulled that on me; now I just insist on going with the sales-staff as they are evaluating my trade... And the last time I tried to trade, one dealer didn’t even bother test drive it; so staying close to you car at the dealership can really cut down on the potential for BS.

To guys who say you shouldn’t stick your dick in crazy; I say: well, crazy is the best fuck... RIP someday Bourdain.

People shouldn’t be disposable; so barring violence, infidelity or that ignored recognition of unreconcilable differences, you should give a real attraction a second chance in order to rule out the idea that you all didn’t just have a case of poor-timing. Think of it like shampoo, don’t be afraid to rinse and repeat. …

JCrew’s suits and sport coats were always my go-to work-horses, and I can do a week of slouching in their garmet-dyed tees, but all of their other stuff is just a continually unappealing mix of boring-dad and faux-hipster.

Best ADV nose on the market.

ADV had this coming... Now if Yamaha would release a XSR-Zuma, retro will finally get its comeuppance, too.

Well played.

Came here for fender elimination; left with laughs at Fry looking askance at a wiring diagram, and Andrew muttering “Come on, Man” at the revelation of lazy DIY wiring. Lanesplitter is so awesome!

“if you’re not in it to make money, all you have is an expensive hobby” - my otherwise forgotten Econ-202 professor