For fuck’s sake, not everything is about Gaza and abortion rights in the US are are already threatened enough, the issue doesn’t need to be held hostage by the war in Gaza.

It’s not a book but maybe a webpage would help you out:

If you read a fucking book about the Olympics you’d learn that the IOC recognizes Puerto Rico as a self-governed island, thus granting it the ability to enter its own Olympic team. Puerto Rico has won several medals.

Settle down: it’s weird but true. Puerto Rico has its own team:

It’s incredible that in the same month where the Women World Cup is going on and Jezebel has done squat coverage, that there could be a worst take about sports that the top vote in a sports thread being the ERASURE of the Puerto Rican olympic team. But here we are.

I love how you say read a book when he/she is right and you’re the ignorant one. We have separate olympic teams and we aren’t a state yet, and international representation is one of the key points against choosing from statehood. You aren’t helping.

Puerto Rico does compete separately in the Olympics.

But not for the purposes of the Olympics.

Misadventures in irony, brought to us by you.

Not when it comes to the Olympics. They field separate teams. 

Puerto Rico has its own Olympic boxing team separate from the U.S’. You are actually the ignorant one. 

read their coverage history. every single article was done in the worst way possible. It is hilarious

So what's the status on her hefty defamation suit you said she was gonna have against everyone calling her a liar from the start?

He released a 42 minute YouTube video review earlier today. I’d rather go on a dive to see the Titanic than watch it, but he’s clearly put more energy in to Barbie than he’s ever put towards getting his wife off.

I mean, that he’s not embarrassed to show his face after letting everyone know he can’t get his wife wet (and she’s faking those orgasms), is a testament to his delusions.

You know that take is going to be an on brand shitshow. It’s gonna kill them knowing Barbie is going to make twice as much as Oppenheimer. Can’t wait for the inevitable conspiracy theory. 

Hopefully someday we’ll find out what really happened to Jussee Smollett.  There are still so many questions...

It should be that way athletes are all overpaid. 

Beyonce has a fuck ton of Grammys, let’s talk about Diana Ross never having won a Grammy (and losing yet again this year!) That’s the fucking crime!

A parent pursues their incredibly successful career to its conclusion, which is retirement in their 40's. If that parent is Serena Williams, she gets praise. If that parent is Tom Brady, he gets shat upon as a bad father because he didn’t retire earlier.