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When will the world finally cut Beyonce a break? 

So we all know what’s going on. Biden expresses support for Israel publicly and ships them weapons, while urging that they respect the rules of war. Behind the scenes, his State Department is trying to cool things down and negotiate an end to this. Quite frankly, after Oct 7, that’s the best situation the Palestinians

If Trump wins, 2016 is going to seem like a pleasant fairytale by comparison to his new brutal regime. He is going to use all his considerable power, and his enthusiastic enablers to trample on our democracy. And you spend your time cranking out half baked conspiracy articles like this arguing that he isn’t really

He ran to the right of Trump on abortion and he failed. The problem is that at least he was honest about that. Trump has a significant number of people convinced he’s not that extreme on abortion, while at the same time taking credit for overturning Roe V Wade.

You act like Biden is at fault because he didn’t personally show up in court to argue this case. He had nothing to do with this. You know what he did do last week though? Forgave a few more billion in student loans. Funny I didn’t see an article about that. You know what else he did? Appoint a liberal Supreme Court

The man has told people that he believes you have a finite amount of energy in your life. And once you expend it all, you die. This is his sincere belief. That’s supposedly why he’s never exercised. You expect us to believe that he’s suddenly started prioritizing diet and exercise at 77? He’s on Ozempic. Just like

I think Ben just has the male equivalent of resting bitch face. He just always looks grumpy and slightly angry. Even when he was much younger. It’s just kind of his face/ natural demeanor.

I can’t wait to read about this in Emily’s next memoir where she regales us with more tales about how hard it is to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet. 

So they didn’t feel the need to write a single thing about the terrorist attack because it’s already being covered everywhere? It’s one of the biggest stories of the year and there is a ton of stuff they could have reported on.Respectfully, this story was covered everywhere too. It’s on the front page of the NYTimes

This is horrible and the killer should go right to gas chamber. That being said, it’s kind of unbelievable how one sided the coverage of this issue has been on this site.

GWB wasn’t a great President but he was actually a voracious reader. He used to have reading competitions with members of his staff in office and he’d read 50-60 books a year. Donald Trump proudly boasts that he’s never read a single long book (although he bizarrely claims that he’s read the Bible). That’s how far the

Not McDonalds related but a plug for breakfast sandwiches. I recently had a slipped disc in my back. The pain was unreal. Like a knife constantly stabbing me every minute of the day. I couldn’t move so I spent all day in bed. My parents came down to help me and take me to get an injection. Every day they brought me a

And they all use the same 3 or 4 songs slowed down in the background. I can’t stand the stupid computer narration on every video too. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

That’s not shocking to me at all. I’ll freely admit I don’t know all the facts. All of that has to play out in litigation. You’re the one who seems to think you can divine a person’s intentions based on a court filing from their ex spouse.

This may come as a shock to you, but you actually don’t know anything. This is her filing, put together by her lawyers. He has his own lawyers and his own side of the story. 

Put these people in real prison, not these ridiculous country clubs. I read an article about the prison Holmes lives in and it sounds way nicer than what a lot of people deal with on the outside. It shouldn’t be like summer camp. Make them do hard labor or something that actually benefits the community. 

How fucking obnoxious do you have to be to get kicked out of Beetlejuice? I mean I’m sure it’s a fun show, but it isn’t exactly high culture.

So of course that line was said by Rob Reiner’s mom. But Rob Reiner actually has a hilarious story about this. He demonstrated to Meg Ryan, with full orgasmic theatrics, exactly what he wanted her to do in the scene. Afterwards he grabbed Billy Crystal and was like “I can’t believe I just had an orgasm in front of my

What has happened to this site? Every other article is about Beyonce or her child? Is the Root her official publicist now? Are these AI generated articles? These articles get zero engagement too. Usually there are only like one or two comments. What is the point of all this? 

He murdered people and dealt drugs. I’m Italian and when I hear someone mention that they admire Al Capone or John Gotti, I look at them like they’re a freaking moron. I know Bumpy lived a long time ago, and comedy is just tragedy +time, but there were lots of victims from his “gangster” lifestyle, and most of them