They are being paid to be offended. It is manufactured outrage. Sane people don’t give a shit about this.

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

Audi’s gonna want their grille back.

You know they didn’t give two fucks about spending more of their money to donate or fix the bikes for the community that taxed them out of business in the first place.

The funny thing is that Apple takes 70% too. In fact, they set the standard and Google just followed them. But with Apple, it’s either the App Store or nothing. Android has the freedom to completely avoid the Play store. Kind of a scumbag move on Epic’s part. Aren’t they making enough money?

When Bloodhoof wasn’t made Warchief you had to know the way it was going to go. 

I would imagine in a world where hyperdrive is a real thing, ALL wheel chairs can get up a ramp. Seriously, are we thinking this through or just shouting into the wind?

Ran when parked.

You should get to keep the car if it lands on your house.

Couple of suckers in that video.

Don’t expect the local oil change place to unbolt anything.

Gazoo Toyota, Gazoo the Supra, Gazoo the 4 cylinder engine and Gazoo the Gazoo*ing Gazoos that won’t show us the Gazoo*ing car already. Gazoo!

Well, there was a pretty famous 4-cylinder Supra....

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

I’m more impressed by the time traveling Harley buyers who managed to drive down sales in 2017 based on events that occurred in 2018. 

For me, the combat always felt clunky and unwieldy.

I didn’t mind having to switch stances to cope with different types of enemies, but the way the game played—particularly the way it responded to the mouse—always felt sluggish and unnatural.

I vastly preferred the combat design of 3—but then, I’m kind of a sucker for a…

Or Uranus.

Wonder why the name change? Elsewhere it’s just the Ka+ Active.

We’ll show China who is boss! Just wait until we save ZTE and place tariffs on NATO countries!

I apologize. The Trax is probably an Opel. How about this garbage instead?