Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! WE’VE GOT AN INVESTMENT GUY OVER HERE!

Are the pussies as giant as the legends say?

I feel like every single one of these people have also penned an unnecessarily harsh Yelp review at some point

It looked like this didn’t it?

Its like if your father hands you a box labeled “Nudes of Mom”. I know to not open that box. I don’t need anybody to tell me to not open that box.

While we’re making unsolicited requests: PLEASE go fuck yourself.

There are humans there?

It’s like a youtube comment section except it’s filled exclusively with the 9 people who hit the “like” button on that one blatantly racist comment.

In otherwords wear a condom if you’re going to sleep with a truck stop hooker.

They’re not leaving Veep much room for satire.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

I’d like to take a moment to combat the very hurtful message that all progressives preach love and togetherness. I consider myself to be very progressive (and am widely known as being intelligent) and I can tell you that I think love and togetherness are a pile of horseshit. I would describe my attitude toward…

“i haven’t met a single Native American yet who thinks it’s racist”

Reasons it took him 12 minutes to Tweet what he just saw on tv: GO!

The Last Days of the American Republic

Let’s be clear that the protests and letters and calls and demonstrations helped here. Judges are DEFINITELY aware of public opinion in cases like these.

You have to try real hard as a President to lose a fucking case like this. Immigration + National Security = Extreme Deference to the President. I’ll bet none of these judges ever thought they’d be involved in a case involving immigration and national security in which they even came close to considering…

People still have fax machines...?