They’re congratulating him like he just won $10.7 million.

Still don’t understand cricket. Also skipped everything past the first paragraph.

What kind of void of nothingness did that kid fall into...

Couldn’t be any worse with his hands than most men

Damn. Looks like Demarcus Cousins out there. Without the feet.

Gonna go ahead and guess the camera by the bed wasn’t set up for security reasons...

First excuse to sing the good old song in years

Goodellbot broken.

Didn’t know that was on the menu at ballgames...

Wow what an age we live in when the world’s most dangerous criminals a guy who threw beer can be identified and found so fast and efficiently.

Think the difference is this: