Unless she was eating this much cheese daily, I think Khloe might be misattributing the cause of her weight loss.

Hey, she can go by Nora. It is better than a lot of names out there.

I love Eve, it’s such a powerful name!

aww fuck.

What’s with the regression to the late nineteenth/early twentieth century? These sound like people Anne of Green Gables might have hung out with.

My baby, Panoramic Mistletoe, is totally going to rule that kindergarten schoolyard.

Yayyyyy! Best wishes to mom-to-be-again Chelsea and family for an uneventful pregnancy and delivery!

Right!? I kept waiting for some kind of punchline or twist ending like she had to star in a xxx video in order to get the money.

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

May she graduate magnum cum loudly.

Nah, the worst is having a partner who is so insecure that they feel the need to critique whether or not the fantasy in question is edgy and hip enough.

it's actually exactly the type of thing NJ.com should be covering: the governor of its URL.

Or a dildo like this photo

The photographer's job was to take photos of Christie throughout the game. He was sent there by NJ.com to do EXACTLY THAT.

Body-Rollin' Mop Boy appears to have been a plant, because nothing good can ever really happen in this world.

I like how he takes a second at the end to take a quick peek at Fergie's penis. Nice touch, guy.

Fergie said he was cute, but she wished he were a little buffer.

This was a very interesting, well-written article. I hope there will be a follow-up on Ruby in the future.

2 dead babies. You're forgetting about the anencephalic twins.

Huh. Well, you learn something new every day. This is actually really fascinating, in a macabre sort of way. I'd be interested in seeing how Ruby is doing, say around month 10, when she has no baby, if she is finally able to see she wasn't pregnant, or if she would continue with her delusion, believing she has a…