Barbie Dolls and Barbie Jeep Racing: No Pussies Allowed

The stupid white guy in me says, "Awesome."

Alright! up next, Timothy Burke (because apparently he can do better)! ......Hello?

Feel bad for all the moose and caribou going into heat out of season after hearing this.....

I was expecting to cringe and turn it off from embarrassment... Not even close. She sounded fine, especially since she was obviously having problems with her monitor. You're just a big Scrooge.

Right. Like any of you armchair critics could do better. Timothy Burke you are behaving like a fucking bully-jerk.

To be fair, she is 315 years old in dog years. The fan base that loves her the most letting them know its time for dinner.

I hate Mariah, and I am not one to rush to defend her, but honestly I think she cant hear herself (notice she keeps playing with her ear piece monitor). It's hard for anyone to stay in tune if they cant hear themselves.

Still 10x better than any live Taylor Swift vocal performance.

"i cant believe NBC is going through with this broadcast, with what is going on a few blocks away"

- Gawker Media:

"here is a painstaking analysis of the entertainment from the broadcast"

Judging by the amount of times she touches her ear, isn't it clear that the problem was that she couldn't hear herself? Granted, she reaches for a few notes that aren't there, but I kind of feel for her.

For no particular reason, here's a clip from Airplane.

Belichick: Seriously, Rob. Why 69?

so you know when to scream.

Dude, they're perfectly safe low humidity states.

Why does a self-driving car need the wipers going..?

One of my kids said he was thankful to have two dads. You know, in case one of us dies, he has a spare.

at least some of the dead people tried... I know lots of people still alive who don't try...

For all the dead ppl

I've never even seen a stuffed artichoke at Thanksgiving, and I plan on keeping that way.