Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

doesn’t even come close to the best TV faint of all time..

Friend, fellow climber, and Yamakei magazine editor Hiroshi Hagiwara tells The Guardian, “It’s a great loss for our community. I had climbed with her in the past.”

There’s only one thirsty politician for me.

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

People say “opinions are like assholes” etc., but that old adage is most true in politics. Everyone thinks they know what the president should do or what the case has ‘always been.’ The truth is, politicians have been doing this kind of reach-out-to-the-common-man schtick since the beginning. Here’s Nixon on Laugh-In:

Why not revisit this comment when you’re over 50 yourself, and see how you feel then about being told you’re “too old” for anything.

This little shit thinks he has room to talk about “thirsty”?

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

My cousin has been shown being arrested on local news twice this year which means he too has been on tv more than David Spade.

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

There are actually some pretty decent shows on tv these days, but reality shows are not amongst them. I thought they’d run their course actually, surprised to see so many are still around.

Mark Ballas’ happy crab haunts my dreams.

*and we were grateful!

I hate to think it but whenever I hear stories like this, my first thought is always “well at least no one can accuse her of making things up to get back at an innocent man.” With so many women getting murdered every year in domestic disputes why is it easier for many to believe that women routinely lie about abuse…

“...the five-pointed star is one of the most commonly cited symbols of the Bloods gang.”

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?