Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

doesn’t even come close to the best TV faint of all time..

Friend, fellow climber, and Yamakei magazine editor Hiroshi Hagiwara tells The Guardian, “It’s a great loss for our community. I had climbed with her in the past.”

I’m excessively accident prone. If I could sue the manufacturer of every product I manage to injure myself with, I wouldn’t need to work. I just cut myself with a paring knife - that’s not the manufacturer’s fault, it’s mine. I fell off my bike and broke my collarbone as a kid - again, not Schwinn’s fault, I just…

I hate to think it but whenever I hear stories like this, my first thought is always “well at least no one can accuse her of making things up to get back at an innocent man.” With so many women getting murdered every year in domestic disputes why is it easier for many to believe that women routinely lie about abuse…

That picture is perfectly angled to make it look like that joystick is placed very questionably.

This what I keep telling people! Stay indoors! Curse all modes of transportation. Amazon.com is your FRIEND! They will bring you food and electronics and action figures and anything else you need to survive this technopocolypse! Stay off the minisegways, kids. Like the skateboards, unicycles, and pogo sticks of old,…

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It probably wouldn’t work out that way though. In all those generations before anything had warning labels the gene pool wasn’t any cleaner. But life expectancy was a lot shorter.

And Irwin Mainway is their chief marketing officer.

“Think I broke my wrist but I can someone how type just fine” *hospital selfie*

Bad news? You fell using a Hoverboard.

I would suggest this test:

Do not attempt to have fun. Simply sit in a chair and view YouTube videos of others living life.

Conspiracy theory : The medical industry designs toys to bring in customers.

“...the five-pointed star is one of the most commonly cited symbols of the Bloods gang.”

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?