I enjoy your work on Brooklynn 99.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

You joke, no?

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

See you Sunday!

+ 1 uncomfortable college orientation discussion

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Trainer: What’s your name?

I would like to know where these stats come from. PCP almost twice as much as smack? I’ve never even seen PCP but around here there are multiple daily heroin OD’s. Opioids in general rule the local market (except for pot, of course).

She seems very lean and sinewy....like wild game. I would suggest steaming would be preferable to roasting.

At 11:14pm MrMojoIsMojo gives a bit longer of a routine

At 10:45pm irieite came in with this zinger

ggggggggggoooooooooooooooo ooooooonnnnnnn

Legendary Kinja here folks

It did exist, but it was wiped out by Rosa Parks in the 1860's.

He’s in a Whole Foods.

Can’t