If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

I just wish they’d stop broadcasting my business all over the wasteland.

Galaxy News Radio for me!

Sorry, I prefer Radio Free Albemuth.

Welcome to how all insurance works?

That is how insurance has always worked.

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

Great article, now all we need is a 2017 gaming rig guide and all will be well in the universe.

Why, oh why, in the world is Gizmodo, a tech/science-focused site, so resistant to any numerical markings on its x-axes? Alex Cranz does this too.

Why should I help you pay for something you could afford yourself if you had any self control?

Personal responsibility should not be shunned and he is not all that wrong. It may not be a popular statement, and it may hurt peoples feelings or offend them... but spend money responsibly. I have a buddy that used a go phone for YEARS because that is all he could afford. When he finally got some pay raises and his…

For those who can’t view the video at work (or wherever)...

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.

Who hurt you?

You ok?

So I think it’s pretty clear now that Bastion fucks.

that gif is bad and you should feel bad

It was literally you.