I think the real problem is that we dilute our patriotic symbols too much. Kids still say the pledge of allegiance every fucking morning, on autopilot, and no one thinks twice about what any of it actually means. We parade out the national anthem for everything from the Super Bowl down to elementary school basketball…

If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

It really did peak a decade ago.

I don’t trust the Chargers are competent enough to do that on purpose.

I like this take.

HOT TAKE ALERT:

This is all part of a plan to submarine the upcoming vote in November on a new stadium in San Diego. They’re trying (and succeeding) at making everyone in the city hate them even more so there’s less resistance when they abandon us next year.

Seriously. Nobody wants to take that prima donna bullshit from a guy who goes on to be 2x super bowl mvp. You start to let winners play for your team, and it changes who you are. Chargers never did that and aren’t about to start now.

It's undeniably true but misleading as many, many more children play on playgrounds or ride bicycles than play football.

Okay, how about this reply: It’s not technically feasible.

I assume this is parody. Otherwise it’s just insane.

Yes i’m sure consumers would love the idea of a potential trojan being installed on their computer.

That is a terrible idea.

Click bait title basically.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

Who knew Steak N Shake had patio seating!?

Looks like every other bland midwestern city I’ve ever been to. Had you not said it’s Indy, I would have guessed Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

This joke is both original and hilarious.

We didn’t have it for the majority of the history of U.S. commercial air travel.