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I just want to note that Taylor Swift's album "Speak Now" was entirely self-written and composed. Not only was that really brave for someone so young, especially someone in the Nashville scene, which is so well-known for its strict control and censoring of its artists, but she called out douche-lord John Mayer before

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.

Tits and ass.

Dammit! I missed this one!

I hold full, out-loud, long conversations by myself, pretending I'm a guest on WTF with Marc Maron. Sometimes I politely argue with him; sometimes we battle; sometimes I just charm him with my stories and wit. It's intensely self-indulgent and embarrassing and I love it. I would DIE if someone overheard me. I have a

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What'd she order, Fish Filet?

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

now kiss *_*

i cant do it

BRO LETS DO MILK SHOTS BRO

White people names.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

YES IM HERE BB

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sita

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