Please be gentle with yourself. I’m so sorry that was done to you, and I know how hard it is to face it, even after a long time. You are in my heart and my thoughts. 

I loved this movie. I was 12 and hadn’t been exposed to anything like Selena while living in my white bread suburbs.

Everything about this woman oozes “Your unstable former co-worker named Holly.” Like, you can imagine people having a conversation about her in the break room

I feel like she is the next Chloe Sevigny in a bunch of ways.

I love that the author of the pancakes story totally implies that the only way to impress a date is to order the expensive stuff on the menu.

Let’s find Leslie on Facebook, go to her town, and mess up her car.

Bless my soul have I got a story!

Hoping this song comes out on top:

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

“Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.

It’s always fun getting away from camp, even if it’s only for an hour!

Let’s say we’ll start watching by 9, that way we can actually start watching by 9:30.

Chairman Mao gave that a shot.

I hope I run into Tig someday, if so I will say "Excuse me I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you, I love your voice."

I stayed in a hotel room w two other girls who ended up staying elsewhere to bang some dudes in bow ties and I slept alone in the room by myself and smoke a J while I watched Law and Order reruns at 4am.

This is a long one, but I think it’s pretty great. Please excuse any typos.

Two friends from college got married, and it was a doozy of a wedding. My friends actually went to college with my best friend from high school, so over the course of college and the following decade her friends became mine, and vice versa.…

This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.

fuck off.

Couldn’t the server have just asked the man to point to the item he wanted on the menu?

I don’t have access to mine right now, but I do have a story!!!