"Parent danger" >>> "Stranger danger"

Speaking of...

sigh.

tchq should honestly be a subblog. people give you cat stories/tips/vids and tchq responds. like i would follow that shit OBSESSIVELY

i feel like i need to rep miss India's costume

" She was released but reportedly still has pain. "

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

• LITERALLY EVERYTHING VASELINE IS THE ULTIMATE PRODUCT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITS EXISTENCE

Oh, she hates him. She hates him so much it is PALPABLE. I hope she went back to her desk after this segment and ordered him a glitter bomb.

Here's one:

I fucked the groundskeeper in the garden shed of the church next door to my house. He was hot in a Vincent D'Onofrio Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead kind of way. He was 6'4" and muscular but a little soft around the middle, with a hairy butt and a girthsome dick. He had thick hair and long eyelashes. He bent me…

So I'm Australian so feel free to bash away, but I am gobsmacked at the "child safety" priorities here. Every day I read on my newsfeed in the US about mass school shootings of children, children shooting each other at home, a 2 year old shooting their mother in Walmart, accidental death of 6 year olds playing with…

Did anyone else hear her WTF episode with Marc Maron? She's delightful. I want to just carry her around in my pocket.

She's doing much better than that punk brother of hers

Hell yes

lol, that's ok thank you for fixing it and taking the time to even write this in the first place :)

I actually never went to florida state. I'm a grad student at Barry University and I went to UCF for undergrad but thank you this is amazing!