Yes, this. I honestly do not get the rage-boner that somehow sprung up in the last half of 2014 for Lena Dunham. It was cool to watch Girls, then it became cooler, I guess, to not watch, and to talk about how you don't watch. Because Girls is too... what? I don't even know. Meanwhile we champion Shonda Rhimes who's…

I am 100% for calling Lena out on the racist and classist shit in Girls but this is just weirdly bitter, especially considering that Lena's success should be something that Jezebel celebrates— as of this fall, female directors still only make up 13% of all directors of prime time tv shows. Dunham's show is flawed, but…

You know those people who - on the 1st of February - post "What Superbowl?", along with a picture of like, an outdoor cafe and a novel or somesuch horseshit?

That's you.

If you don't want to watch Girls, don't. Nobody cares. You're literally writing about a non-event.

We've already seen the best award show moment this year.

BYE PHYLICIA.

I don't really know why, I think just the total randomness of this comment, but it made me lol. Thanks.

I saw Maggie Grace at the West Hollywood Target once and she was MUCH taller than I expected.

My first thought rewatching Friends was "What the fuck is Susan's problem?" Susan is an awful jerk from the first moment she appears in the series. She's at Carol's sonogram catching an attitude with Ross the whole time, like he is some sort of bad guy for showing up and wanting to be in the baby's life. Also, she…

Does anyone else have that horrible Friends phenomenon of realizing that you're older than they are meant to be and freaking out? They seemed SO GROWN UP when I was a teenager.

Speaking of Gilmore Girls and Friends, remember when Phoebe dated Christopher?

brb traveling to the future

In the late 90's, I worked a shall-remain-nameless global bank in Sydney. This particular year, the xmas party was held in the very opulent ballroom of a luxe hotel nearby. The bank had had an extremely good year, and the party was off the hook.

Well mine pales in comparison to what's in the article but I will share.

Bless my SO for reminding me of his worst. He's a highschool teacher, so they got to the bar by 3pm for his holiday party. I was in grad school, didn't show up until 5pm, and it was like walking through the looking glass, they were all WASTED. 5 pm, and they had already done like 3 shots of tequila, that they…

Does it have to be a work holiday story?

Two years ago, we went to the restaurant with all my coworkers and boss (I work in retail) for the annual holiday party. Alcohol was free so with the other twenty-somethings, we get pretty drunk. I have a longtime crush on one of them and I start flirting with him after a while (I'm quite shybut obviously get more…

The holiday parties at my former company were epic. An open bar, a free hotel room and 150 stressed out workers made for a drunken festival.