"Hey guys, should we, you know...start making cars that compete better with Cadillac?"

The business case for that was some people want a vehicle with ground clearance and a removable top that doesn't ride like it has front and rear solid axles (I'm looking at you, Wrangler). The problem there wasn't the concept, it was the execution.

instances of Jalops being found at their desks masturbating using their tears as lube would quadruple if it came in a wagon and had a manual

NO!

Its Dodge Charger Hellcat, not a BMW 5 series filled with 5 shades of black.

If the answer isn't always Miata, it's Crown Vic, right?

How about no?

Still, he said: "I seen Kevin clear as day. Nobody else ran into him, either."

You shouldn't forget that the incident happened at CAUTION speed.

would be better for him to just stay silent. He (or his lawyers) wrote it like he was not even there.

False. If you want open roof, get a roadster/convertible.

Air Conditioning.

And I'm sure nobody patrols that either....

The short answer, no.

I think GM is going to have to prove itself over a cycle before I'd consider them for a vehicle ever again. All of the shortcuts they took just prior to (as "Old GM") and just after the crash (as Current GM) are biting them in the ass pretty hard.

Tacoma. Frontier. Both smarter options, based on…

Iselero: Was named for the legendary Urraco-bred Miura fighting bull who killed the matador after severing his femoral artery

- One forty-five caliber automatic

Lifted trucks. There is always that small dick joke associated with them.

Just gonna say it here. Cadillac is my favorite brand of all time and I'm incredibly biased (although I've never owned one) I have a darling-of-jalopnik 1973 BMW 2002 and, well, I fucking hate it. So much in fact, that I am crushing it. I'd rather have a goddamn Cimmaron than another german car. Seriously, sorry…