Yeah but the guy is from South Dakota where he abused children. Maybe you guys up north should just stop moving down here.

Let me know when to start.

Mark Hoppus and Goldberg as driving partners! The dream of the 90's really is still alive in Portland!

Oh where to START! how about a lovely Earthroamer XV-HD?

He sawed the roof off of a unibody vehicle. Crack pipe, case closed.

Diesels use ether for cold wx starts. (or used to, anyway)

tool

Oh, the irony of someone with a Mustang with headers and no cats calling someone else's vehicle a "hick-mobile".

Andrew,

oh wait you said WORST not WURST

Standing in a hospital room, the Kia Soul ends a phone call, and with a smirk looks down and crosses, "Nissan Cube" off of a list, closes its notebook, and places it in the pocket of its glittery parachute pants. Then, slowly, grabs a pillow and begins reaching towards the unconscious, weak, bedridden body of the…

Off-roading wasn't mentioned?

"...scale up the grille by 20% and splash on some tacky chrome."

Power steering on my 84 FWD Corolla went out, and it did not bother me.

I have a 96 Civic DX without power steering. That car really couldn't be much easier to drive. Especially with a manual trans. You just adapt to it. Hardly any more work. I have to parallel park more than a few times a week. The Civic does not have the weight distribution of this MX5 (50:50). So with less weight on…

Available non-removable hardtop. Not everyone wants a convertible. Also, 6 speed gearbox with short ratios in 1-5 and tall in 6th, for more fun at the track while still keeping gas mileage palatable on the highway.

Are you implying European cars are better because they are more expensive to maintain?

When you walk up to a Porsche owner and they are telling you about the brands storied past and how they have always been an innovator you can compliment them on how original being the first company to put a turbo on a car with a rear engined flat six. Oh wait, that was Chevy.

Tundra. Duh.