Eating a corndog out of your sweaty cleavage while your fat encompasses a scooter = classiness of the gods. #justwalmartthings

Fuck yeah, don't care. The biggest assholes where I live (that drive trucks) drive Z71's any way. Only people older than 30 drive Ram 1500's around here, for the most part.

Only if wearing a wife beater in Walmart = CLASSY AS FUCK.

I'll skip on over to the Ram dealer, thanks.

Because for the same price and basic options that I would want, I can have a V8 truck without shitty, fucking Walmart special plastic chrome plastered all over:

It's GM's obsession with shitty plastic chrome.

I've never understood the BRAT WRX swaps. Having owned a '78, even with 67 hp, I wouldn't call it slow. 100-125 hp would be perfect for one. A WRX donor would just be overly complicated and overkill.

Living in Florida, the only time I see CXT's, F650's(custom), and Kodiaks, they are in front of a huge boat. A boat testing their towing capabilities.

Either way, 90% of those who bought will never use it, so it's mostly useless.

Actually it has a lower tow rating than a Ridgeline and the bed is tiny.

WTF! It doesn't even have a fucking engine!

As someone who daily drives something that is slightly lifted, I can only imagine this would be, hmm.... overkill.

Because, I dunno, the people who buy them actually use them to pull stuff a 1 ton will not?

They wouldn't be out of place on a '87 IROC in a trailer park.

The wheels are awful...

It was a 272 then. I'm not very versed in the 1950's Ford lineup, plus it was a few years ago.

He actually had two parts cars for it, so sourcing parts wasn't an issue. He also didn't reuse (he kept it) it's original 292 and 2 speed auto, it's now a 302 w/ a T5.

A older guy (around 70) that I used to live down the street from, still has his '55 Fairlane 2 door that was his first car. He finished restoring it a little bit before I moved. It was originally the same color as your son's, but he decided on that color scheme with slightly different shades. Not an interesting story,…

One final nail to that coffin is they are native Floridians.

My neighbors have one of these. They got it after they crashed their PT Cruiser.