Dude can’t even say the proper boring sports analogy correctly.

Yep, screw volume and go on markup alone. Make ‘em opulent, daring and expensive so the plebs can’t have them. Use Cadillac as a halo brand to ultimately sell more Buicks.

Perhaps if they realized they could start making honest to god luxury vehicles, then people would view them as such.

“So we really have to hit the ball here,”

The only problem is Romo is in the booth reading the field seconds before the snap, just like he tried to do as a player, only from a far supierior angle. If he were a coordinator he’d not be able to communicate any of this to the players in time to effect the outcome.

You could say this before the kickoff of every single Lions game and it would be accurate.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

The refs reviewed the Brady comment and it was deemed inconclusive. The comment stands as unbleeped.

I work in engineering, and it’s just easier to say “That’s totally plausible” and then act like you’re attempting the thing only to find out it’s actually totally impossible, oh no, what a shame.

You’re clearly doing it wrong. Engineers are supposed to say, “I cannae do it, it’s impossible.” And then you do it anyway in half the time.

I don’t really understand why the engineer would say something so counter to what reality appears to be

Nintendo announced its plans for “sunsetting” your parents’ and/or grandparents’ fave console back in September of 2017.

True, but the competition is much better than the previous generation. F-Type, GT350, ZL1, Stingray are all in the same price range and the 718 and M4 are just above it. Each offers either more power, better luxury or costs less. The Supra better be GREAT to drive. 

“We look at, how does the car work together,” some random aftermarket tuner said. “What is the chassis balance, what is the powertrain for that, and where we landed on that—900hp 2Jz swap provides us with the best combination of vehicle power and acceleration to the weight and chassis.”

I’m going with, “BMW decided we can’t have the same power as the Z4, so they reflashed the ECU and handed us the package.”

Hate to think what it would cost to replace a set of 510 section tires

The wheels are 20 inches wide? That’s some insane width!!!

Nick Foles and his third leg will never have to pay for a drink in Philadelphia again. Yeah tonight sucked but injuries, a bad interception (his fault), and a ball through his best receivers hands did them in. Oh well its the nature of sports. I wish him nothing but the best wherever he ends up. And go Andy Reid? I…

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.