Mason jars: for when you want people to know your sperm is artisinal.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO THOUGHT THAT. JUST FUCK THEM

I want to slap everyone who is questioning why the child was out that late with her mother. If the mother went to someone’s house to do hair, what is the problem with her bringing her child with her? If she is a single mother, what else is she supposed to do? Fucking people.

so do i need to change the quote now?

“Does anyone care about Saturday Night Live anymore?” Said the person who read an article about Saturday Night Live, then decided to take the time to make a comment on said article.

Not buying it Meghan FEIGNor

my father invented toaster strudel.

Yes, the deck in Below Decks is a holodeck and VPR stands for Vulcans Promoting Robots

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Or like lots and lots of cocaine

i kind of get it. my mother is bipolar, but she’s ok as long as she takes her meds. some days, she thinks she’s just fine and doesn’t need her meds. my dad will come in and remind her that she is ok because she’s taking her meds right and then he’ll watch her take them. he also makes sure she doesn’t miss any of her…

According to family history, my aunt was a notoriously shy child to the point where she was often scolded for rudeness. I imagine Caroline has a similar situation. I was a shy kid too, who eventually learned how to hide it entirely (so now a lot of people seem surprised when I say I’m introverted—friendly and…

typo shade

it is known.

The Onion King, One True King of Westeros.

I had to mute it. It was way too disturbing for me :(

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

I used to have an (idiotic) acquaintance who wanted to be a midwife. She spent a few years as a doula before giving up the goal of midwifery and moving on to something else. I genuinely breathed a sigh of relief when she quit, because this girl was totally one of those naturopath, everything “organic,” alternative…

I mean she has her art history degree from St. Andrews, which is a pretty great university, so I’m assuming her thought process is a bit more complex than “is it pretty.”