Yeah, totally. When you’re good for nothing else like the rest of us 40 year olds.

No, it’s real. She documented the process on various social media. Now, with Olaplex, it’s really a whole new ballgame in terms of being able to lighten with minimal damage!

I agree wholeheartedly. I am a mom, who, coincidentally, doesn’t drink, but I have many friends who have a legitimate problem and then laugh it off by being like “haha, you know, moms and wine!”

You forgot send them to the White House and tell Trump to fuck himself.

So banging is out for pretty much half the month? F that.

Katy Perry, I cannot.

How could anyone ever see this dress as anything but black and blue?! No matter how hard I look, I have never been able to see white or gold.

Birds of a feather. Let’s not forget she was caught on tape using the N word on at least one occasion.

Surprised it doesn’t have a tissue dispenser built into the dash for wiping off all the jizz you slurp after reading millions of issues of Concern that taught you hoe to blow a dude.

Cow milk is gross, but nut water (let’s call it what it really is) isn’t much more appealing.

Get off Oprah’s jock, Jennifer Whateveryournameis.

I work with a bunch of young women. Some of them legit had no idea who he was or what he sang.

I vote that she has to stop making her shitty, god awful music.

Poor Iggy. I’m not a fan but he did her dirty.

She’s fucking beautiful and statuesque like a goddamn mahogany queen. Fuck those assholes.

Martha is my everything idol. The OG boss bitch.

Chrissy’s boots are Yeezy season 2

I was full steam ahead riding the Schumer train for a few years and now I find her off putting, but I’m not sure why. I think maybe the joke theft allegations ruined it for me.

Preach!