You’d think a Scientologist might have a better grasp on the outer space shit, being that they’re descendants of Xenu or whatever.

She is my everything idol, minus jail.

Or she just likes Sir Mix a Lot.

Giantsbane, not Brisbane.

At least I don’t have to bear my burden alone.

Well it’s a good thing I don’t give a fuck.

That’s all great, but every time I see Kesha, I think of John Travolta in a long, blonde wig.

I ditched traditional bras for bralettes when I was pregnant with my son (who is now 3) and never looked back.

She has a severe case of Noasatall disease. Stage 4.

Dany would be woke bae bastard’s AUNT, not half-sister (assuming the R+L=J is true).

White Lemonade

I feel like Lara Stone is serving me a faceful of Patsy Stone, actually.

Same. I was watching on my tablet and had to take my earbuds out.

I’m very sorry.

It makes me want to cry for humanity

The oil hawkers are the fucking WORST.

I’m so sorry to hear that. Jesus, how awful.

Fuck those whackos.

Jesus, Anne. Once an embarrassingly earnest theater dork, always an embarrassingly earnest theater dork.