Two problems here:

Definitely not a Reuben. Pastrami on rye.

http://giphy.com/gifs/annoyance…

Or blonde Ceca. Take your pick, really.

She reminds me very much of an Eastern European (my people) pop star.

I’d leave my man for Colin Farrell too. Sheeeeit.

[Obligatory work, work, work, work, work joke goes here.]

I always sort of thought she’d take getting busted as a blessing in disguise and give herself permission to stop spending 3 hours a day (my guess) on achieving that “natural” hair.

But why is that link to TMZ from a 2013 incident when the reference is to speculation in the past week?

I LOVED these books as a kid. I remember thinking it was so funny that they called the headmaster “the sturgeon".

UTIs fucking hurt. Like pissing razors.

Maybe Jack Bauer can spend his time doing whatever the fuck he wants.

Jon Lovitz taking a video of me while I sleep is probably in my top 5 of scary shit.

My secondhand embarrassment is so bad that even my ears are burning.

Is it just me or do parts of her “flow” seem to be biting my girl Lady Leshurr?

My son got scarlet fever aka strep with a rash last month. Nothing ten days of amoxicillin can’t fix.

I moved completely the same when I was pregnant. I didn’t “waddle”, I didn’t have to like lean back all crazy to sit down. I. Got in and out of vehicles with ease.

Yas, sis! Drag ‘em all to hell.

Some of you youngs might not get the reference, but...