BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

It’s on Jezebel because Rachel knew I’d immediately start laughing and show it to my wife (who is a woman). Shared this with my sister, too. She's also a woman, and she finds scatalogical humor just as funny as any dude I've ever met.

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

The Canadians can have Alaska as long as they promise to keep the Palins.

I don’t think it’s a question of intelligence; I think it’s one of caring. She will never need an abortion or social welfare benefits, so in her mind those issues are unimportant. It’s like when I hear about how tax plans affect people with a lot of investment income — that’s not me and it’s never going to be me, so…

hot take:

I love this. Unexpectedly, I think I love her too? I’ve never watched her show, I won’t buy her app, but I get THIS. I wish I felt as comfortable and confident in my skin as she seems to. I admire her willingness to be herself, no matter what. Sure, she’s silly and ridiculous, but she’s got some serious hustle and she…

ive already been practicing my takes, you’re welcome everyone who gets to read them twice:

No, seriously. Get the fuck out with your anti-vaxxing nonsense. These two should be dumped into an underground prison for the rest of their miserable lives

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

But what about before the pregnancy? Because it sounds like pap smears prior to pregnancy and prenatal care were not done at all. Some religious sects also do a lot of fearmongering regarding basic healthcare like a pap smear. That may be what happened here.

I wondered about this. It seems rare to die from cervical cancer these days if you’re following medical guidelines for regular exams. Also - insane to not see a OB during a late 30s high risk pregnancy.

C. I think the Feeks are of some faith that eschews medical treatments to a degree. Her husband said to People “During the pregnancy, we never did an ultrasound, or saw a doctor, nor would it have made any difference if we had. We trusted that God..

He’s a gigantic baby who has always fancied himself to be far more important and talented than he actually is.

I always buy my children a little box of chocolates! While the holiday has turned into a romantic love thing, its origins are much broader love-in-general. School children exchange valentines, for goodness’ sake. They aren’t all in love with each other.

Help him, Donda. Help, help him Donda.

Given the pain she must have been in, this really was the only sane course of action.

14 HOURS? I bet they didn’t let her pump either. Her boobs had to have been agonizingly sore.