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Last night, the Bachelor became the best comedy on television, and the actresses knew it. Have you ever tried to have a serious conversation with someone about your relationship in a hurricane while your hair (now one big knot) blows constantly in your face? How could Emily have kept a straight face and not laughed

If my (nonexistent) boyfriend got me a cream to make my ass and my boobs bigger for Valentines Day, I would seriously reconsider the relationship. Nothing says romance like, “Your ass and tits could use a little work, babe.” Is this why I’m single? If so, I’ll keep it that way.

Take that, Fox & Friends, you fetus-loving child-hating anachronisms.

I see it as more like you meet someone, you have some time together and things just move through.

He’s literally that guy on campus who plays guitar all day and tries to sleep with freshman

Like the default being crying “sexist!” and doing every possible to avoid having to address actual issues instead of perceived attacks on one of the most privileged women in the world?

has anyone written anything on rude Hillary fans yet? Because I’ve seen some really gross things written about Bernie, too.

Well, HILLARY IS JUST NOT THE “RIGHT” WOMAN DON’T YOU GET IT

Ouch! That’s one for the Bern Book (says the over-50 unapologetic feminist who will unapologetically vote for Bernie Sanders)!

I think the messaging needs to change for some of these older feminists.

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these

People have different personalities, though. No need to compare women. It’s ok for people—-especially women—-to be tough and no nonsense. I don’t think Judge Judy is mean. If you answer the questions you are asked in a straightforward manner and aren’t obviously making things up she’s pretty chill.

This is pretty standard. It’s to ensure the kid doesn’t just just laze around for the rest of their life. Waiting till 25 makes it more likely they’ll finish college and maybe get a job or find something to do with their life other than live off their father’s money.

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

Probably to give her time to prepare to be responsible with it.

Analog dick pics! OMG

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was

Me too!!! I consider myself a super feminist but have always thought this was a silly distraction from stuff that matters.

Maybe it’s just me, but I never looked at a Barbie doll and thought “I want to be that skinny with big boobs and a small butt.” Ever. I was a skinny, scrawny kid who grew up to be a curvy, big-boobed girl with an ass and hips. I don’t look back at my Barbie as some sort of “figure” I needed to achieve. I was just