“But a source notes there’s ‘concern’ that 27-year-old Blac Chyna is ‘preying’ on him ‘during a week time.’”

This is like, European monarchs level of family dating fuckery.

This is basically a Dr. Seuss book...

Tough crowd. Sometimes I think my maturity is around the 12 year old level because I laughed and giggled like a school girl when I read your hilarious comment.

I just shot out the loudest laugh. Ha, ha. That’s an interesting image.

I wouldn’t assume anything sensible about the kind of idiots who would do something like this.

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And, she suffered burns on her hands and feet BECAUSE SHE DID IT ALL BAREFOOT. She literally walked barefoot through fire and lifted a truck.

I think I’ll enjoy it either way.

Thank you. Almost nobody brings up the lack of representation of Bears at the Academy awards. Did you know that, as it stands, there have been over 1700 acting nominations in the history of the awards and only 23 have gone to Bears(Meryl Streep, Claude Rains).

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

Mohamed’s 30,000 square-foot mansion in Bel Air might destroy the cliff it’s being built on,

Madonna needs to do something dramatic every day to satisfy her #rebelheart.

I can only assume the truth is somewhere in the middle. I mean he is a teenage boy. He probably has his days. And she’s a a single mother who is also Madonna so she could be sort of controlling. I don’t know that Guy Ritchie is purposely sowing discord? Maybe he’s just a really relaxed dad and doesn’t agree with…

She looks like my brother’s ex who stole half his weed plants, left the rest in the kitchen, and called the cops on him to report a break-in.

“Hey, stop stealing my ideas.” - Adam Sandler

Ah yes, the traditional Japanese name “Huki Muki.”

My skin itched when I read that Martha Stewart was lumped in with the Housewives Of Who The Fuck Cares. Martha Stewart did shit, owned shit and has created a legacy. She is the doyenne of domestic. I fucking love her.

I have a friend (really) who did 90 days in a Federal camp last year. She told her boyfriend that she was coming out on a Wednesday. She had me pick her up on Tuesday, take her to get her hair colored, eyebrows waxed, a facial and Botox. We stayed in a hotel near the camp that night. The next day she changed back into…

They ALL can GET IT