He lives in that car. He gets better cable reception with the wipers up like antlers.

Anybody want to hear my Nickelback joke?

Heh, I live in the Spokane area and I have a ‘91 Toyota pickup. But not this one. (Then again he lists it as a ‘92 in the title, seems mildly confused, oddly enough.) The fact that you called it “northern Idaho” tells me you may not be native though. You probably don’t even ride the left lane on the interstate.

I think he’s referring to nocturnal emissions.

Guys, that license plate clearly stands for for following;

ZRO EMISN

Getting gas? Is a first-world problem?

It sure funds some nice Koenigseggs thought

“We encourage you to buy our licensed locks because we charge companies for the privalege of having our stamp on them. We can assure you that these locks serve no actual purpose, and your luggage would actually be safer if you locked it with a paperclip”

Sure, just not in America.

Volkswagen was able to sell 32000 cars in a month?

I know a lot of people who reverse out of a parking space in the same manner.

Wooot!!! CarMax!!!

I honestly am not surprised. Nissan dealerships can be incredibly boring places to be.

Or they all freaked out back in the service area, taking off their shirts and pressing their sweaty flesh to the door handles, and then returned it to you, not wanting to have expressed their love in front of the owner because they thought you would get annoyed with them talking to you about the car.

An involuntary snarl comes across my face when I walk into a bathroom with these. 1/8th of a gallon per flush is well well well worth it. Nothing like walking into a fancy new restroom that smells like an outhouse at a Phish concert. Janitors have enough disgusting things to do already without having to Windex wee off…

I read that 80% of millionaires are first gen millionaires, and so the opposite is also probably true.