He lives in that car. He gets better cable reception with the wipers up like antlers.

Anybody want to hear my Nickelback joke?

Heh, I live in the Spokane area and I have a ‘91 Toyota pickup. But not this one. (Then again he lists it as a ‘92 in the title, seems mildly confused, oddly enough.) The fact that you called it “northern Idaho” tells me you may not be native though. You probably don’t even ride the left lane on the interstate.

I think he’s referring to nocturnal emissions.

Guys, that license plate clearly stands for for following;

ZRO EMISN

Getting gas? Is a first-world problem?

It sure funds some nice Koenigseggs thought

Sure, just not in America.

Volkswagen was able to sell 32000 cars in a month?

I know a lot of people who reverse out of a parking space in the same manner.

Wooot!!! CarMax!!!

I honestly am not surprised. Nissan dealerships can be incredibly boring places to be.

Or they all freaked out back in the service area, taking off their shirts and pressing their sweaty flesh to the door handles, and then returned it to you, not wanting to have expressed their love in front of the owner because they thought you would get annoyed with them talking to you about the car.

Seen here in its nocturnal habitat, the Bavaricus Maximus variety e39 awaits a new day. Rarely viewed in this form with its engine access point in the closed position, e39 has formed a symbiotic relationship with its fellow garage inhabitant, Wagonus Flexi. Ever eager to please, Flexi is all too happy to retrieve the…

And “You’d know this if you followed him on Twitter”

I read that 80% of millionaires are first gen millionaires, and so the opposite is also probably true.