Did you know that it doesn’t even have a steering rack? Its steer by wire, which is probably one of the dumbest inventions ever.

Who buys a getaway car? But to answer the question, the correct take is a used police car, preferably a Crown Vic, Dodge Charger, or the Taurus SHO-based Police Interceptor. Capable of making a quick getaway, and people will think you’re the police, not a criminal.

Who buys a getaway car? But to answer the question, the correct take is a used police car, preferably a Crown Vic, Dodge Charger, or the Taurus SHO-based Police Interceptor. Capable of making a quick getaway, and people will think you’re the police, not a criminal.

There’s a lot of high quality aftermarket parts available for these, so it shouldn’t be too hard to keep on the road.

Maybe an old BMW 3 Series or a 1 Series then?

If its only got 200k miles, the Town Car has plenty of life left in it. But if you simply want something a bit sportier, you can easily get a Mercury Marauder for less than $15k. If you want something small, you should get a manual.

it seems hopeful that at least some of the Jeeps and GM trucks on this train will be salvageable.”

In the future, there will be no need for autonomous cars. We will be chauffeured by bears.

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Maybe building mostly dull to drive cars while marketing them as the Ultimate Driving Machine didn’t work? Or maybe people don’t like the giant nostrils, which appear to be inspired by the image of someone snorting cocaine?

Just think. If they chose differently, Skyline’s would be much cheaper, and everyone would be going nuts for stock, un-crashed Neon SRT4's.

The previous generation Silverado 1500 is a great looking truck. It manages to look almost 70s-like, without being retro.

You think this is bad? Its only a matter of time until they do an X8.

I think they meant that they’re solid cars, once you’ve done some preventative maintenance.

“the Alpina brand is all about filling niches in the BMW portfolio”

I consider the E9x and E60 to be really great cars. The problem is that their greatness is option-dependant; if it has the optional Active Steering fitted, it ruins the car. 

The new 3 Series is a joke compared to older BMW’s like your E46. The closest thing to the E46 on sale today is the BMW 2 Series, or the Genesis G70 if you need 4 doors.

Is BMW going to change its “Ultimate Driving Machine” tagline, given how ironic it is now?

Is BMW going to change its “Ultimate Driving Machine” tagline, given how ironic it is now?

I like black cars with a dark red soft top. Especially if it has a dark red interior.