I can’t frikkin tell anymore. The cycle moves to quick. One minutes it’s oh Lena Dunham Lady Gaga TSwift Jennifer Lawerence Katy Perry Amy Schumer Sarah Silverman that horseface woman chelsea whatever (insert minamally talented white chick’s name, sometimes brown/black chick for funsises - Mindy Kaling) is the most…

What could he possibly say that would justify what he did? I think I’d respect him slightly more if he just said “I’m a sociopath and I took out my rage about my mediocre life by body-checking the nearest woman”

It is Russian orthodox name with possible roots in scandinavic Guðleifr (heir of gods), though other, more slavic explanations exist, too! Whatever the explanation, it became a usual Russian name after duke Gleb Vladimirovich was canonised into the Church around 1020 (yes, 1000 years ago).

That’s funny. There was a time when Angelina Jolien was rumored to have adopted a Russian orphan named Gleb. (And when it didn’t happen, said tabloid spun it like Angelina called off the adoption and abandoned young Gleb.)

At first I just laughed at the way the blurb was worded, making it sound like the baby album of two children named Gleb and Eleyna(?) now I’m just wondering Gleb?! This is a name? Is it short for something or were his parents just that cruel they stuck him with an onomatopoedic squelch for a name? 

Congrats! And YES. I would rather have a tablespoon of Ben & Jerry’s Americone Dream than a full pint of Halo Top.

Having “an act.” God, that’s hilarious. I once spent a day with Ms. Reynolds for a segment, and her limo driver got lost on the way to pick her up. She was coming down with a cold and didn’t want to wait, so she and her friends pointed to my car, a rented Buick, and said, “Whose is this?” I think they deemed it…

my my my MY MY MY MY

I’m in love with his yarmulke matching her dress. A++ elderly couple cuteness.

They both lost me after the pet situation, so I will just feel for their son. I still have a wee bit more compassion for Faris because of the growing power imbalance that they must have faced and because Pratt is a religious zealot on top of it.

generally accepted as one of Hollywood’s most adorable couples

What? We’re sad? Anna Farris can do better. Chris Pratt had one adorable role as Andy Dwyer, then when the big fame hit he word vomited his real, problematic thoughts about how it’s men’s “turn” to be objectified in film and about how there aren’t enough films that are about white hetero guys like him.

Please call me by my new name, DJ Butt Grab.

Close the shades? I don’t even close the door.

There’s a probably-going-to-be-upscale hotel going up across the street from my office. I fully expect that we’re going to be dealing with this once it opens in a few months. I’m thinking we will be going the insult route: make up some big Olympics-style score cards in posterboard and give very low scores.

Where I work has the conference room giant windows that look directly into an apartment building. I cannot tell you how many times someone’s been droning on about budgets and I’ve glanced over and seen naked people, drunk people, cats, or people doing all kinds of drugs. It does help with super boring meetings.

Oh, I find that positivity bullshit to be its own form of aggression. A former friend of mine labeled anything she didn’t like or any critical opinion she didn’t agree with as “negative.” It was such a maddening, disingenuous copout.

“For now, the women are using their aggressive positivity to float above the negative press”

On office Christmas party I have to say the highs were ok but the lows oh the lows were so fucking low. I hate myself for having seen it