We went to get a drink afterward and came back to the theatre to get our parking validated. We told the (extremely exhausted) box office worker what show we’d been at, and she said “did you want a refund because of THE INCIDENT?” 

My all time greatest movie moment WAS when seeing the early 2000s Count of Monte Cristo at the DC Union Station AMC, when the villain was behind a rock, about to sneak up on the unsuspecting Count, and a woman screamed out “LOOK BEHIND YOU, COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO!!!!”

That’s how you KNOW she’s distraught. She’s barely even herself.

There are parts of it I still enjoy so much, and then there are entire seasons that should just be killed with fire.

I like it enough to fall asleep / putter about to, but not enough to watch intentionally.

Last night I was watching a Frasier re-run (don’t judge me; I’m old) and I realized that when Kelsey Grammer dies, everyone’s going to go with a “Frasier Has Left The Building” headline on his obit.

Not knowing what Blues Traveler had to say about this whole contretemps is actually killing me.

Can we discuss that the real story from that US Weekly cover is that there is apparently a person in the world named “Gleb,” and that he has found a human woman to breed with him in spite of this?

SAME. I thought it was going to be so bad it was good, but it was NOT. It was just awful.

I choke/laughed. You are an unappreciated genius.

These Kens look like they starred in the gay porn version of Three Men and a Baby.

It’s not worse than a ponytail. But 1) man ponytails are already shitty and awful, and 2) man bun is more fun to say.

(Rebel)’s sisters Annarchi and Liberty also attested to their mother’s love of unusual names,

I saw John Slattery in Georgetown once, made prolonged eye contact with him, and then basically passed out from lust.

Amber Tamblyn was the original Emily Quartermaine on General Hospital, which caused me to freak out hardcore when she hooked up with Tobias Funke.

One of the most joyful moments of my life this year was when a (45 year old, Friends superfan) friend of mine confessed his lust for Jughead, and I said “You do know that’s Ben Geller, right?”

Microwaving fish at work should be punishable by execution.

And on the bar on that cake is a smaller cake depicting a Casamigos where Randy is wearing a black shirt and George is wearing a white shirt.

That’s exactly what I was wondering! Like what kind of insult is it when you’re REALLY insulting the person behind the people you’re obviously insulting?