I had a little bit of hope that Office Christmas Party might be midly entertaining. Nope. It was so boring and really bad.

Spoiler: the feisty old lady is actually Osama Bin Laden.

oh my god. this is the best and just how i wanted to picture them together. i think we all desperately needed this affirmation in our lives right now.

as a contractual obligation movie promotion where she plays 50 years old.

Doesn’t she just puke and pee all over the place as a norm?

I agree. I used to really like her (Silver Linings Playbook era) but her nonsense is grating.

No, just like totally relatable!!!!!!

Thank you for mentioning the jlaw stuff, I used to adore her, until her PR team decided to cast her as the adorable dork who throws up, trips on red carpets and sharts on herself. I find this all a little too contrived and ridiculous. I hate these stupid jlaw stories and it’s really made her damn near annoying.

First, no one is forcing you to read it. Second, sometimes I need a fucking break for a minute. Now they’re going to just repeal the ACA and leave millions of people without healthcare and that’s a big deal. I am going to spend hours of today reading and researching and feeling sick to my stomach. Starting my day with…

Can you not? I don’t want to go there, but are you new?

Re: LuAnn and Tom.

These photos are embarrassing, get over yourself.

Dude has a painting of himself as a centaur above his bed. That’s all you need to know

I mean, shade is the monarchy’s primary means of communication.  They literally CAN’T say exactly what they think, so they’ve had to master it as a means of survival. And I love it.

“some reports argued Queen Elizabeth was in favor of leaving the EU, which makes sense because she is extremely old and has had limited interaction with people of colour.”

Honestly, Queen Elizabeth could teach a master class on shade. She can throw shade effortlessly and without saying a word. She doesn’t have to resort to social media to do it either. Charles, William and Kate have a lot to learn before they could come close to filling her shoes. Kate is good at smiling, looking…

Okay, we need to dive in to the multiple levels of shade Queen Lizzy is sending to Theresa May.

The Queen was and is not a coloniser. In fact, one of the most significant aspects of her tenure has been the dismantling of the colonial structure. There is a great deal of evidence to suggest that she is not prejudiced. Most significantly, she is not supposed to be political in any way. However, she deemed the…

The news sites were saying that because of the snap election, and the fuckery it took to get a Queen’s speech organised, it wasn’t possible to do all the rehearsing needed for the full-on event, plus it was too hot to wear all the big robes, and she wanted to get to Ascot, so they decided to go low-key. Well, as…

Your first sentence is probably right, but Kim hates being pregnant because it was horribly painful and potentially fatal to her, not just “so hard”. Kim not wanting to carry another child is only selfish in that it would probably kill her and/or the new baby.